Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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