i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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