My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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