I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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