i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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