Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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