State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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