6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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