one might say we're banned from that church
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
third nipple confirmed
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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