Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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