having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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