ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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