I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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