She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
