It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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