you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
two words...techno handjob
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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