i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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