goodnight i made you a song goodbye
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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