As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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