with your own penis?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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