You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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