honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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