What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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