So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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