Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize