Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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