After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You're like the curious george of whores
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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