It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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