if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
