Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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