He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize
