ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
