I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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