The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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