Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
