We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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