I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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