Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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