he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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