Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
