____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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