Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Randomize
