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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He told me they were just razor bumps!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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