his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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