with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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