he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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