And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
