how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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