me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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