omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I die, sorry about rent.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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