do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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