She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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