Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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