just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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