in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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